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Wake me up when the kids are grown
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My Indian name is Runs with Beer
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You know you are over the hill when it…
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If Mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy
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SARCASM: Just one more service we offer here
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My next house won't have a kitchen; only vending machines
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I understand the concepts of cooking and cleaning, just not how they apply to me
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Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off
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l'll have a café mocha, vodka, valium latte to go
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Here's to good women, may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!
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I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet!
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I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas
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Life' s journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well-preserved body, but...
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Grandchildren are your reward for not strangling your teenagers!
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It's official, I've become my mother
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I'm still hot it just comes in flashes now
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What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
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DEJA MOO: The feeling you've heard this bull before
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Do I look like a freakin people person?
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Behind every successful woman is herself
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We're not here for a long time; we're here for a good time!
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HARLEY;it's not just a word, its a lifestyle
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No matter how good he looks, some other woman in sick and tired of putting up with him!
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You're opinion matters; Im just not sure to whom
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If we get to drinking on Friday and you ask to stay 'til Monday, we don't mean it
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To some the glass is half empty, to some it's half full, to me it's...BOTTOM'S UP!
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Women are made to be loved, not understood
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Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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Money talks, but chocolate sings
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the recipe
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Why suffer in silence when I can moan, whimper, and complain?
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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be?
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
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How naughty can I be and still go to heaven?
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You cant scare me, I teach!
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It's not shopping, it's retail therapy!
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A man's home is his castle until the queen arrives
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Friends and wine; the older the better
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On the eighth day God created cats
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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is too short so party we must!
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It's better to be a year older than a month late
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I can do anything with the right shoes
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I am woman, I am invincible, I am tired!
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Just put on your big girl panties and get over it
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Let's assume I know everything and…
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Daughter - you make my heart smile
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PMS purchase - more shoes
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Diva - high maintenance
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Grandchildren - a precious gift...
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Cats, the original laptop
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Mom - the friend you never outgrow
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Life is Good - count your many....
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Hope - be still and know that I am God
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The measure of love is to love....
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Dance - live love laugh
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Love - as for me and my house...
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Family - your heart is always at...
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Nothing compares to my best friend
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Le Woof
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To touch a life forever is to teach
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Sister - my best friend is
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Faith - for I know the plans I have
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All Grandmas are made of gold...
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